I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.

 Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority.

   Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.

 "Humans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal?" - Anonymous cat about humans

                               
                There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

                  

          Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.